The Ultimatum Festival I, May 1985

Karl Jirgens at Ultimatum Festival 1985-05-05

The following is a transcription of Karl Jirgens’ performance at the Ultimatum Festival I, Sunday, May 5th, 1985 at the Foufounes Electriques bar and performance space in Montreal. Jirgens is the author of six books (Travesties, The Razor’s Edge, Eco Blues: A Tale in 3 Parts, A Measure of Time, and Strappado), the former English Department Head and chair of the Creative Writing Program at the University of Windsor, and the founder of Rampike magazine. He is an ELIT awards bronze medalist and his poetry is included in The Best Poetry of Canada (2023). In Alan Lord’s memoir High Friends in Low Places (2022), he writes that Jirgens "[gave] his reading with a pair of guns pointed at his temples, held by a strap over his head".

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Static and light clapping sound.

Unknown

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Cuts out, silence.

Recording

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Maintenant, uh, Karl Jirgens de la revue Rampike, Toronto.

Alan Lord

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Chimes ring out.

Unknown

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Knocking sound.

Unknown

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Le langage de silence et la violence.

Karl Jirgens

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Guttural shout.

Karl Jirgens

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Guttural shout.

Karl Jirgens

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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The language of silence is violence.

Karl Jirgens

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Clapping sounds.

Karl Jirgens

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Clinking noise.

Unknown

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Clicking sound.

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

01:40 - 01:41

Hi folks.

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter.

Audience

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Percussive sound.

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Page flip sound.

Unknown

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Can't hardly see it.

Karl Jirgens

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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[Off mic]. Thanks for everybody to come out. I've really enjoyed this show so far. Can we get a little bit lower lights here on my face. [Unintelligible]. Thanks, yeah, that's good. Uh. Yeah. Okay.

Karl Jirgens

02:10 - 02:55

[On mic]. He said talk in the mic. [Laughs]. Um. Yeah, I'd like to thank Alan Lord and especially Joe. Everybody. Um. I'd like to begin tonight by talking about the pieces that I won't be doing. Uh. That's because there were a lot of well-intentioned people who wanted to make it out here tonight but they couldn't make it so I'm dedicating this to them. Can we have the lights here in the centre, is that possible? Okay. Don't worry about it. Actually, uh, I was gonna do a poem called "Le Moncole de Mon Oncle", but uh, I think that's been done by somebody. Uh, I was gonna do a zen piece called "My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma".

Karl Jirgens

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Chatter and laughter.

Audience

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And maybe a, maybe a rap piece 'cause I hear rap is popular though I haven't heard any in Montreal yet. It's called uh, it's got a long title: "He Was a Winnebago Dego Living Down in Tobego Eatin' a Tomato, Big Fat Tomato, it Was a Deglo Winnebego in the Bushes of Tobego". Like, the title's almost as long as the piece but [coughs]. Then I was gonna do a, I heard Sylvere's here so I thought maybe what would be appropriate would be a social realist piece, you know so I have one called "He Got a Temporary Permanent Job at Permanent Trust But He Really Wanted a Permanent Temporary Job at the Dairy Queen".

Karl Jirgens

03:35 - 03:40

Laughter.

Audience

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And uh, I was gonna do a piece called "Address to America". It's actually a triple pun, it's 'address' as in US mail or 'a dress' as in US female or 'address' as in I'm talking to you.

Karl Jirgens

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Starts reciting "Address to America" [English].

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter.

Audience

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But I won't do that either because -

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter.

Audience

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you've prob'ly heard that.

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter.

Audience

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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So instead, I'm gonna tell you about an insane friend of mine. He's, how you say, cuckoo?

Karl Jirgens

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Rapid squeaking.

Unknown

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Recites poem [English].

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter.

Audience

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Resumes recitation.

Karl Jirgens

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Cuts out, static.

Recording

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Silence.

Recording

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Recites poem [French] [unclear if it's the same piece from before recording cuts out].

Karl Jirgens

07:09 - 07:14

Laughter.

Audience

07:14 - 07:20

This one is called "The Achilles Truth". It's a little bit long, but I think you might like it.

Karl Jirgens

07:20 - 07:22

Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Recites "The Achilles Truth" [English].

Karl Jirgens

09:16 - 09:17

Coughs.

Karl Jirgens

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Resumes recitation.

Karl Jirgens

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Laughs.

Audience Member

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Applause and cheers.

Audience

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Recites poem [French].

Karl Jirgens

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Cheers and applause.

Audience

20:48 - 20:49

Speaks [unintelligible].

Karl Jirgens

20:49 - 20:55

Okay. Just to wrap it up here, I'd like to do first off a very short poem.

Karl Jirgens

20:55 - 20:58

Page flip sound.

Unknown

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Creaking sounds.

Unknown

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Po! [probably Karl Jirgens].

Unknown Performer

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Thank you.

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter and applause.

Audience

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I'd like to do, uh, a longer poem now.

Karl Jirgens

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Laughter.

Audience

21:15 - 21:18

Page flipping sounds.

Unknown

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This one. I'll just wrap up the show with this. This one is, uh, dedicated to a South Seas mammal called the dugong. It's uh, a creature that's facing extinction now because uh, there's a lot of people down south that eat this animal and uh, it has no natural self defense mechanisms, no teeth or claws, so its very easy prey and uh, I was watching a program, sort of like Jacques Cousteau on tv one day and thinking, you know, about these poor dugongs and how they're gonna go extinct.

Karl Jirgens

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Room noise.

Foufounes Electriques

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Recites poem [English].

Karl Jirgens

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Cuts out, static.

Recording

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[End of recording].

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